Before you _____________ at the sight of my landfill of turd that I call an outfit,(A) Gasp in a sychronized and exaggerated manner that can only sindicate horror,
(B) Run for the grassy hills in attempt to hide,
(C) Yell at your wall in frustration,
(D) All of the above, plus a little neurotic extra,
Allow me to state that The Mom Shorts have got to be one of the greatest invention of all times, right there on the shelf next to loaf bread and the ch-ch-ch-chia Garfield plant. Sure, I might look like everybody's mom with these amazing shorts, but, once again, they a were just too cool (and cheap) to pass up. Whether your into Mom Shorts or not, try them on for the fun of it and while you're at it, chastise your friend for not cleaning her room.
Untied Shoe, Birdie Ring, and Yellow Ankle Socks: Forever 21
Shiny Red Bow: Self-Made No Sewing Required
Mom Shorts: Salvation Army
Grey Shirt: Random And Forgotten
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