Who Invented the Typical Girl?

Velvet Dress Pinned as A Shirt: Thrift Store

Skirt: F21... Sale

Boots: Ross

Tulle Bow: Krystel-customed

Very Fake, Very Plastic-y Necklaces: Own

Wow, how much of a buttmunch do I have to be to not post in over 10 days? Seriously, I've had outfits worthy of being seen by someone thats not me and what do I do? I take long afternoon naps, neglect my life, and oggle the homework. Facepalm.

Moving away from my inexcusable acts of slothiness..... I kind of just put stuff on together. Velvet shirt? Why I must wear with this weird skirt thing..... Garden gloves and mining hat? Yes, please. Not even. I have too much dorkiness to master the look, but I am trying, stepping out of the shell into a tulle world where studs glisten with glee and the soft ruffle of my ankle socks replaces the crap playing on the radio nowadays. After my splendid (haha) outfit was born, I thought that it kind of looked Madonna/ Cyndi Lauper/ Billy Idol type of thing , but enough about stereotypical 80's fashion... THE BOOTS! In black ... When my tirng gaze fell upon this bootie beauty, I no longer cared about the pain my flats were inflicting me or how that man's odor was something not to be missed. Yes, those boots.. Dear, oh dear, what should I do about this? Wear them for the rest of my young life until the soles have withered away or mummify them to preserve such a sight? Methinks first option.