Hey, You Look SuperMegaFoxyAwesomeHot Today.

Teal Dress: 50 Cent Salvation Army

Mustard Skirt: Forever 21

"Fruit Saleslady" Semi- Sequined Jacket: Thrifted

               I am not the world's best thinker at 5 in the morning. I am not even the world's most coordinated person at that hour since I always end up tripping past the toilet and into the bath tub.

             So like perhaps every other human on the planet, there are mornings in which I wake up ready to chuck my alarm at the wall, and lack the desire to get out of the coccoon that is my bed. On normal, happy, upbeat days, I carefully arrange my outift and shimmy in and out of clothes looking for the look of the day. Days like yesterday result in me dressing up into some sort of "Big Bird's Acid Loving Cousin" contoction. Perhaphs those are the days that I enjoy my outfits the most, because when I look at myself after first period, I can't not stop shaking from laughter. I might look like an overgrown flower uprooted from its pot, but, hey, it's, um, interesting...

              SO MUCH COLOR!! Pardon me, I just had to let that outburst be. I would have worn my clear purple thights if it weren't fo the fact that , although its freaking WINTER, the weather in my town was a hot, reeking of adolesence, sweaty type of warm. Mother Nature, once again, what's up? Look, I'm even wearing flowers to support you, just keep the winter cold. I love the days when I look like a crayola-eating child downloaded its technicolor contents on me, although it makes me look like I dressed on the dark, which is exactly what I was doing with my eyes sleepily half-shut.

              Let's just say I was lucky to not be attacked by the sea gulls and pigeons that crowd my school; God forbid they might have mistaken me for the Fruit Specialty Of the Day.

Tucan Sam, Pink/ Blue Bird, Puff Ball Birdie, Passive Aggresive Couple (center), Background, Smaller Enamored Birds, Flowers, Helianthus Divaricatus (yellow one).